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Joke of the Day
"I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously."
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"I'm not racist... I have a color TV!"
"whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into a bar."
"What do the English and Hitler have in common? They both hate the Polish."
"Me: What are you up to? Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor."
"The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target."
"How is American beer similar to having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water. (A Canadian just told me this joke)"
"FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up"