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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"
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"Why is Reddit tired of the broken arms joke? Because it appears in every mother fucking thread"
"If you're American walking into the bathroom and you're American walking out of the bathroon, what're you in the bathroom? European"
"What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple? Finding half a caterpillar in your apple"
"As I basted the turkey, I swear I heard it say ""just not in my hair"""
"What's the best thing about a hooker dying on you? Second hour is free."
"In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car."
"You aren't going to believe who the most amazing person is. Just read the first two words!"
"[PetSmart] *approaches checkout with bird seed* ""that all for you today?"" Yes. How long does it usually take? ""For what?"" For them to grow"
"Is my kid an official US Citizen if she just talked about how good the ranch dressing at the Cheesecake Factory is for 10mins?"