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Joke of the Day
"My dad is a mortician I hear people are dying to get into that field"
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"what did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B"
"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."
"""Would you like to import all of your phonebook contacts to your Twitter account...?"" hahahaha yeah, that'll go well"
"TIL Muslim extremists do not like pulled pork sandwiches. whoops, wrong sub."
"A Gingerbread Man Veteran ...lost his legs in 'Nom"
"What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey? A jerkin Turkin"
"[Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful [Groom]: I'm just here for the open bar."
"If you're hitting the gas every time she tries to open the passenger side door, remember, the 8th time is always the funniest."
"Bloody Mary used to be Virgin Mary."