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Joke of the Day

"My dad is a mortician I hear people are dying to get into that field"

"When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split. The skin is often left in one piece"

"Chuck Norris uses beer coasters as shurikens."

"I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things."

"If you're gonna take the high road,wear a skirt. I need something to look at from the low road."

"Women are like condoms... They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"What is on the Pink Panther's to-do list? To-do, to-do, to-do, to-do, to-dooooooo"

"What's ET short for? His stupid little legs."

"Every time I drink German beer I wake up with a really bad Hannover."

"These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race."