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Joke of the Day

"I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off."

"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?"

"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"

"My friend and I opened a shared bank account for buying weed. It'll be our joint account."

"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"

"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."

"Having to get just a cucumber at the store can be awkward. Especially if you panic & say, ""It's not what you think, it just for a salad."""

"What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break."

"What did the horse get on his blood test B Neigh-getive"

"Heat or cold Which one travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold."