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Joke of the Day
"How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans."
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"If you don't leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn't get your money's worth."
"Q.How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit? A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes"
"What's the difference between your wife and your work? After 5 years, your work still sucks."
"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"
"Cop: Freeze! Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone."
"I love meeting new people. Meating. I love meating new people."
"Thank you for teaching me the meaning of the word ""much."" It means a lot."
"REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*"
"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."