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Joke of the Day

"How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans."

"'Cracker' is racist. They should be called Crispy Baked Squares."

"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"

"Do you know what comes after the ""just the tip"" argument? Balls.."

"My right ear keeps ringing today. It's the left ear that means your gay, right?"

"I've been crying a lot recently It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray"

"I was about to tell you a bank joke But I lost all interest."

"[Mr. Robot] I may be late... ...and, for sure, Edward Alderson is late, but Christian's later"

"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."

"HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS: Call someone and have them come pick you up."