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Joke of the Day
"""Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking,"" I suggested to my wife. ""You seamstressed."""
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"I was searching for bear photos When I made a grizzly discovery"
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"I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm-count? if she has to chew before swallowing."
"Two potatos are in an oven.. .. One potato says to the other, ""It's hot in here"" Then the other potato says, ""Oh my god, a talking potato!"""
"what do anal sex and vegetables have in common? you enjoy both more as an adult if they arent forced on you as a child."
"In soviet Russia..... Road crosses chicken"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first muffin turns to the other and says ""gee it's hot in here"" The other muffin replies ""holy shit! A talking fucking muffin!"""