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Joke of the Day
"""Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking,"" I suggested to my wife. ""You seamstressed."""
Next Joke
"I like to push the envelope because it's probably a bill, and eventually it'll fall off the table."
"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""
"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"
"Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above"
"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."
"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? 'Cuz they're ugly and they stink!"
"I tried anal once It was fucking shit"
"You what the opposite of premature ejaculation is? Ejacu-late"
"You shouldn't joke fat people. They have enough on their plate as it is."