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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire? The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it."

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs"

"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."

"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"

"I can't stand cripple jokes"

"No matter how kind you are ... German children will always be Kinder"

"I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake"

"How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor? Ask them to pronounce ""LATEX"""

"First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour."

"What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? If you need me, I'll be in my Lab."