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Joke of the Day

"I can't stand cripple jokes"

"What type of pants do you need to start a car? Cargo pants"

"How do you make Ben Carson yell? Watch a movie with him."

"The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do i"

"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"

"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."

"I'm pretty sure my parents are getting me a sweater for Christmas, but I really would have preferred a moaner or screamer."

"Why do women get so upset when they miscarry? They just can't come to terms with it"

"Knock...Knock... Who's there? Interrupting cat... Int(meow)err(meow)upt(meow)ing(meow)(meow)c(meow)at(meow)who? Meow..."

"The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. ""Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"""