216298
Joke of the Day
"I can't stand cripple jokes"
Next Joke
"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."
"If I get kidnapped, I'll sing Christmas songs until they hang themselves."
"Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
"Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man."
"Someone ripped the pages out of both ends of my dictionary today. It just goes from bad to worse!"
"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"I'd totally shake what my momma gave me but abandonment issues aren't really a tangible physical manifestation....."