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Joke of the Day

"What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !"

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"I dont use one of those unfollower sites like a psycho. I use my handwritten list of followers and crosscheck it daily like a NORMAL PERSON!"
"That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side."
"A watermelon walks up to a sprinkler And says to the sprinkler, ""Water me lon!"" Original joke from a friend of mine!"
"Did you hear about that new Jewish car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up!"
"Whats 2 + 2 ? A math problem."
"A blind guy walks into a bar ***thud***"
"I committed suicide today Never gonna do that shit again Nearly got myself killed"
"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."
"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."