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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend makes me want to become a better person. So I can get a better girlfriend."
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"Self-defecating humor..... ...are just shitty jokes about yourself."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"
"I only like 70 things.. One is alcohol. Another is 69."
"I went to a feminist convention. Everything was good, except for one thing. Nobody made sandwiches."
"Why do we sleep? Because we get sleepy."
"What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii? PUNCH!"
"Knock knock Whos there? G.I JOE!!!"
"Pretty girls with ugly laughs : nature's way of preserving the balance"
"You don't really know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them."