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Joke of the Day

"It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it."

"What band performed at the Jefferson memorial? Nickelback"

"How do you make a cat sounds like a dog? Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. *WOOF*!"

"What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu? a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time."

"Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her ""essay""."

"I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car? I've been on Twitter too long"

"Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?"

"Two twins are looking through a family photo album ""It's not you, it's me"" They both say in unison."

"So I was having sex with a girl from work... She wasn't really into it, and then to make matters worse my boss walked in on us. Long story short, I lost my job at the morgue."