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Joke of the Day

"Someone draws a Swastika on Trump's Star on the Walk of Fame And you can't tell if it's from a Trump supporter or protester"

"Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language."

"What sound do two photons make when they hit each other? \*Planck!*"

"What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car? Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note."

"Parenting a baby is like an etch-a-sketch drawing. You must be careful, but if you mess up just shake the shit out of it and make a new one."

"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""

"There was a deaf mute who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap."

"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? His soulmatey"

"Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo. Men 1952: I just fixed the roof. Men 2016: I just shaved my legs."

"Why can't some people help being born Chinese? Because there's nothing wong with it."