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Joke of the Day

"Me: A coworker called me 'Papa Hemingway' today. Her: Because of your beard? Me: Well it wasn't because of my Nobel in Literature."

"Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off."

"What's the lightest thing in the world? The penis, Because we can lift it with a thought."

"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."

"What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater."

"Whats the best way to watch porn? In double HD."

"What do you call people pretending to be a ball? roll playing im sry"

"My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked."

"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""

"What's the most interesting thing that students learn while studying Meiosis? Sex Cells."