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Joke of the Day
"What's the most interesting thing that students learn while studying Meiosis? Sex Cells."
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"If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go? The French"
"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"
"[baby is bouncing in swing seat] I I wish I had one of those. HER DAD They bring great joy. I (to self) Oh, he thinks I mean a baby."
"What does a mermaid wear to math class? An ""algebra"""
"So Snookie is pregnant 10 to 1 odds all the baby's pictures have the duck face...."
"Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today."
"I'm just a girl standing here wishing I was as thin as my patience"