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Joke of the Day
"How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends"
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"Cop: Tell us what you know! Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*"
"What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac."
"I'm eating for two That's why I look like I'm pregnant"
"A boy goes into a butcher's shop and says, Mum says can we please have a sheep's head..."". ""...and you're to leave the eyes in 'cos it's got to see us through the week."" Credit to Terry Pratchett."
"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."
"What happens when a pope dies? Another pops up."
"When I was a kid I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex, so I'd watch them from the wardrobe."
"WIFE: why is the dog wearing a tux? ME: u said to groom him WIFE: i meant brush ME: oh...sorry buddy, wedding's off DOG: this is bullshit"
"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"