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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."

"[tries to blow a kiss] Kiss: I have a boyfriend"

"At least mad scientists aren't mad enough to disregard the importance of safety goggles."

"Why did the little Dutch boy get kicked out of the gay bar? He kept putting his finger in the dikes."

"is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"What happened to the frog's car? It was toad."

"David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading"

"Today Mother phoned asked me what I was doing . I said I was on Google maps and looking at her house .She asked if I could see her waving ."

"I just found out insomnia is illegal in my home town. They call it resisting a rest."

"Two friends are drinking in a bar...[FIXED] ....I I I cent seem to 'member rest of the joke."