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Joke of the Day
"I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative"
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"Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek are scaling down a mountain with a group of hikers. However, one of the safety clips snap. Who's in jeopardy?"
"Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him."
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"If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?"
"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? One snatches watches and the other..."
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"I threw up my hands in disgust last night. Knew I shouldn't have eaten them."