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Joke of the Day
"I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative"
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"What's your best mattress joke? Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)"
"You're mom is so dumb I knocked on her door and she said ""Let me in!"""
"*catches frisbee* ""this is the kinda thing I mean when I say you guys don't take staff meetings seriously"""
"What is it called when a black man murders his friends? Homiecide"
"Paper Dance Competition Boy : Hey, will you be my partner in a paper dance competition? Girl : Sure! Boy : Great, so we are on the same page."
"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"
"Oh you have morals? You must be new here."
"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""
"This Christmas I got a new car for my wife. I thought it was a great trade."