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Joke of the Day

"*catches frisbee* ""this is the kinda thing I mean when I say you guys don't take staff meetings seriously"""

"How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles"

"What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"

"I keep my friends close *lean in, whisper* and my anemones closer ""Sir thats very fun but aquarium policy forbids sitting in the touch tank"""

"Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car"

"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"

"Alanis Morissette: It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Spoons R Us clerk: Ma'am, nobody asked you to shop here."

"The prize for coming in the top-3 of the children's race was an evil clown. Sadly I came 4th. I would have got away with It if it wasn't for those medalling kids."