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Joke of the Day
"You're mom is so dumb I knocked on her door and she said ""Let me in!"""
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"[about to see a boob for the first time] ""ok, play it cool, play it cool. don't say anything stupid"" [girl removes bra] ""whoopeeee"""
"[kelloggs meeting] ""okay so, the corn flakes box, what can we put on it?"" a chicken ""jim is there something wrong at home?"""
"What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit? DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry."
"Girl: Got this dress 20% off. Me:Come over to my house and get it 100% off."
"Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy."
"It's amazing, when a dog licks its own arse it's perfectly normal. But when I do it... I get arrested for bestiality."
"I asked my friend from North Korea how he was doing. He just shrugged and replied, ""I can't complain."""
"What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common? They're both assholes who can't commit."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."