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Joke of the Day

"This Christmas I got a new car for my wife. I thought it was a great trade."

"Where do psychopaths shop? In sainsburys *i understand that if your not from the UK this joke probably won't make sense, or it's just not funny*"

"I'm glad I haven't seen any German sausage jokes.. they are just the wurst!"

"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"

"Redmond WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system ""Windows 2000"" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901."

"Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump? Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it."

"I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached"

"I Remember The Last Thing My Grandpa Said to me Before he kicked the Bucket He said ""Hey, how Far Do you think i can kick this bucket?"""

"Grandpa...why is there a suppository in your ear? Oh... THAT's where my hearing aid went!"

"Superman's first love got into writing really sappy love poetry. This is why he left her and kicked her out of his house. He said to her, ""Lana Lang Leav! """