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Joke of the Day

"What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden? Rudolph's red hose rain gear..."

"Women, you can't live with 'em... And you can't cut their heads off and gang-rape their corpses. Not alone at least. Get your buddies to help."

"What do you call a Mexican who can't find parking. Noe. E-or estacionar is park in Spanish."

"I wear the pants in this family. It's so embarrassing when I go to Olive Garden, and the rest of my family is naked from the waist down."

"How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating."

"What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This."

"You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees? cos they cost a latte."