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Joke of the Day

"What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden? Rudolph's red hose rain gear..."

"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"

"Helen Keller walks in to a bar.... Then a table... Then a chair"

"I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing."

"-40 outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes."

"""How do we spell this pasta?"" L ""Ok"" A ""Got it"" S ""Neat"" A ""Diggin it"" G ""What the hell"" N ""Wait"" A ""I have some questions"""

"Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? Do they think they're gonna magically start walking?"

"Guy walks into a bar and asks for a ""Lindsay Lohan shot""... Bartender asks ""What is that?"" He replies with ""Oh you know, A redheaded-slut with a splash of coke."""

"What does a brick and a fat girl have in common? Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican."

"I thought i saw an ocean filled with orange soda It turns out it was just a Fanta-sea"