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Joke of the Day
"What does Trump's hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole."
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"PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"You have an uncle named Jack. Would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?"
"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."
"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"
"[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen"
"Why is your paper blank? Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D"
"My girl broke up with me, thinks I am childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and ran away..HA!"
"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."
"I am a man who adheres to ""do unto others as you would have them do unto you"" literally that's why I am still a virgin"