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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"
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"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being special."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't, numbers aren't sentient beings..."
"Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say the morgue the merrier."
"I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach."
"I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check."
"I'm not Racist! I have a colour TV."
"Two ships crashed in the night one ship was carrying red paint the other blue The survivors were marooned"
"Steve-""My wife is a very careful driver"". Smith-""How do you know that""? Steave-""She Always Slows down when passing a red light""!"
"You know when your teacher is running ten minutes late and it feels like nobody is in charge? That's what Mexico feels like all the time."