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Joke of the Day
"How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop."
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"Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, ""Now hear me out"""
"The man who invented autocorrect just died. His funfair will be on Monkey."
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
"Teen: Your outfit is on fleek! Me: (confused) Yeah well your MOM is on fleek. Teen: (smiles) Thank you! Me: God damn it."
"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."
"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son ... How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Why are Asians such bad drivers? Because you can blind them with dental floss"
"What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O."
"*at a concert* ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK (Crowd) ""YEAAAAH"" LETS DO THIS HIT IT *30 second ad plays first*"