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Joke of the Day
"How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop."
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"My neighbor just just had a baby boy born with no eyelids. When they did the circumcision they used the skin to make him some eyelids. He's doing great, just a little cockeyed."
"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."
"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"
"Carbs are my starch enemy."
"What insect lives on nothing? Moths, because they eat holes."
"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."
"First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem"
"I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of ""Go ask your mother."""