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Joke of the Day
"Lorena Bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. Some dick cut her off."
Next Joke
"Can clocks keep secrets? Time will tell."
"Sent my ex a card that said, ""Get better soon."" He's not ill, just really crap in bed."
"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope"
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"" Doctor says ""you have an abscess"" Man says ""how do you know?"" Doctor says ""because abscess makes the fart go Honda"""
"Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."
"What does Reddit and fat people have in common? A LOT of people don't like them right now"
"Women are like boats I'd rather pay for the occasional ride than go through the hassle of having my own."
"Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean. Which is absurd. Plus, they're ugly."