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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
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"Why are ships' portholes round? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"
"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."
"Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!"
"What is it called when two little people get divorced? Daworfed"
"How do you drown a hipster? In the main stream"
"My cellphone is incredibly acidic... It's a pH one"
"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"