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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
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"I don't mind when people make kitchen jokes about women, but when they make jokes about women driving... Well that's when I run you over"
"Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park"
"Forrest Gump What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password ? 1forrest1"
"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Helium doesn't react."
"i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won"
"My favorite thing about babies is that none of them are mine."
"Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard? Because they were Snowden."
"Prostate exam Okay, I'm going to give you a prostate exam. ... It won't hurt a bit... Hey, doctor, you could have removed your ring! It's not my ring, it's my watch..."
"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."