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Joke of the Day
"She said she wanted to hear a double-entendre... ...so I gave her one."
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"Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same... They both grip their sticks and try to get it up."
"What does a spanish programmer program in? Si++"
"Eating a Clock I tried eating a clock once, I wouldn't do it again. It was very time consuming."
"Two penguins were sitting in bathtub... The first penguin says to the second penguin ""Hey, could you pass me the soap?"" The second penguin says ""What do I look like, *a radio?*"
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"You auto complete me."
"Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick' said one 'run ! Before they say we did it !"
"your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean."
"How do you make a swiss roll? Push him down a hill."