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Joke of the Day

"History We Live in Generation where.. . . ""Deleting History is more important than Creating History"" :-D"

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."

"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."

"*Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is."

"The fastest way to convert from centimeters to meters... Just remove the first 5 letters."

"I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it."

"If you clone a twin... Do you get triplets?"

"What Do you Call Neil Degrasse Tyson when he pours champagne on his bare chest? **An astro-fizzy-tits**"

"Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn.. ... I can hear it in the kitchen Husband:I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis"

"Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor? It lacks body"