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Joke of the Day
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as nice as this time last year."
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"An island for people who tell other people to smile"
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"I thought of this joke while at work today, tell me what you think! Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together? It is always an insecure line!"