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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!"
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"Vivid Entertainment offers Miss Colombia $1mil to star in a porno. Wait, they just took it back and offered it to Miss Philippines."
"Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."
"What do you call a 20th century grammar nazi? Alt-Write"
"ME: For my final wish, I'd like to lose some weight. GENIE: Only way is to eat less and exercise more. ME: This is bullshit."
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"
"They say a woman's work is never done. That's probably why they get paid less."
"Male porn stars are some of the hardest workers."
"What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars? Waba Fett"
"What's it called when the queen farts? Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon"