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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a pole angry? Deport him."
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"What is Six Point Nine? A good time ruined by a period."
"""My date was cute but he couldnt perform in the bedroom."" *cuts to me in bedroom butchering Wonderwall on guitar* i swear this never happens"
"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"
"What's the difference between a paedophile and a roller coaster? You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster"
"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"
"Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn. Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting! Boyfriend: What? Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!!!"
"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"
"What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work? Suture self!"