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"What do you call fish that taste two times as salty? 2Na"
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"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""
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"An alcoholic wakes up in jail He asks the first police officer he sees ""why am I here?"" the officer replies ""for drinking"" The man replies ""great, when do we start?"""
"What is Carroll Shelby's favorite food? A torque-y sandwich."
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"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"
"I used to have a friend named Frank... Until one day I asked him: ""Can I be Frank with you?"" Now I no longer have a friend named Frank."
"Some people ask me why I never hold a grudge. I've always hated those people."
"Welcome to our swimming ool ! Notice there is no P in it."