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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? A creme-filled donut."
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"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"
"Jokes about stuttering ...are a big big, no no."
"A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""
"My dog eats his puke and dirty tissues... but I point him to a mushroom I dropped and he gives me the ""what is this shit"" look."
"Grandpa...why is there a suppository in your ear? Oh... THAT's where my hearing aid went!"
"Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex -- But dad! -- No buts! That is all."
"What language do farsighted people speak? Farsi."
"The Puzzle - I beat a record. - Oh , what? - I managed to do a puzzle in 15 days on which he had written "" from 3 to 5 years."""
"Alcohol is not the answer But it is a solution"