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Joke of the Day
"Really not liking this new Reddit app update. I'm going to be sharing it all day."
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"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that. You cheat! think your so smart, Making me believe your the most important... pfft!"
"""The powder | ""The pow| ""The power | ""The power of Cheese | ""The power of Ch| ""The power of Christ compels you!"" - The AutocorrExorcist"
"If you feed your kitten Muscle Milk it will become a tiger in as little as 90 days or you get your money back."
"My cell-mate had nick name for me... Mitochondria."
"What did the colon tell the large intestine after several hours' worth of diarrhoea? ""Get your shit together"""
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. The only thing they can screw is your mind."
"A tombstone that has a scrolling LED marquee of your greatest tweets."
"The snow in the front yard is melting and so far I've found 3 unopened beers. *Adds party planner to resume*"
"What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons? Kong-fu"