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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue suit."
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"What do giraffes eat at 11am? Brunch."
"Today, my son asked me why girls always pee sitting down I told him it's because they're lazy Not necessarily a joke but kinda funny nonetheless."
"How do you catch an orange elephant? I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Bang Bang"" ""Bang Bang Who?"" ""Oscar Pistorius"""
"Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30? Credit to Bo Burnham."
"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!"
"What did the Jew say at the Football game? Get the quarter back!"
"I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth."
"Molestation, mo'problems"