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Joke of the Day

"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"

"What's the difference between a lobster with big boobs and a greyhound bus stop? One is a crusty bus station, one is a busty crustacean."

"The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained. Get it? Because that's the opposite of the truth, I was using sarcasm."

"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."

"A neckbeard is talking to his friend about his trip to the doctor. He said they found a tumor, it's... M'lignant"

"So a midget psychic broke out of jail the other day... the headlines read ""small medium at large"""

"Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old Sir' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one Sir.'"

"What's on TV? My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ""What's on TV?"" I said, ""Dust."" And then the fight started..."

"Just tried to switch to Bing. Google was like, ""You can, but it'd be a real shame if some of your old searches got out."""

"My Cocaine Is So White Police Let It Go With A Warning"