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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"

"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"

"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."

"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."

"This is the way Reddit ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pao."

"So while Lane Kiffin was managing the Alabama offensive... he had Nick Saban's daughter handling the D?"

"What kind of rice puts you to sleep? Ray Rice"

"I don't mean to generalize but you don't really see too many good looking customers coming out of adult book stores"

"A man contemplates if it's worth masturbating now so he can last longer in bed later. It will come in handy."

"Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election? Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him."