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Joke of the Day

"Are black men becoming an endangered species? No! Endangered species are protected by the law. -Chris Rock"

"Why did the run on sentence think that it was pregnant? Because its period was late."

"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."

"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"

"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"If batman and catwoman had a kid it would be batcat or the less popular manwoman."

"toilet issues why did the dutch man have to get off the toilet? because it was all clogged up!"

"Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too"

"Needing to ""loose"" some weight this year isn't your biggest problem, my friend."