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Joke of the Day
"Nobody ever explained similes to me; I honestly cannot tell you what it has been like."
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"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward."
"""Did anyone else's house get burglarized and have horrible music put on all their devices..........oh U2?"""
"Someone explain why clothes are so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should pay ME to not be naked"
"Michelle Obama telling America to drink more water is the best plan I've heard for making racists dehydrate to death."
"The new Tattoo parlor across the street is free if you show boobs... ...Tit for tat."
"What's the difference between Eric cartman and deez nuts? One is a dick from Southpark, the other parks south of my dick"
"""How do you speak such good English?"" ""I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history?"""