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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my tea... ...white, weak and you can't tell if what you're drinking is piss or not."

"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."

"if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?"

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."

"Who is an archaeologist? One whose career is in ruins."

"The only good thing about being an alcoholic is that no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere."

"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Through sine language."

"What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut."

"If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?"

"Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive."