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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay guy say when he can't remember? I faggot"
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"I am used but in good condition."
"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"
"This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow"
"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."
"Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids. Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour."
"What do you do when your leaders invade two countries and depose two leaders, inspiring the rise of ISIS? Call Trump Hitler."
"A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town. People thought he was a real shoe-in."
"How does Anthony Weiner like his meat? Pulled"
"Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field. Sorry."