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Joke of the Day

"Charlotte's Web is a horrible lie. If you hear a spider talking, let someone know bc you either have a concussion or that spider is a demon."

"What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-pop."

"if u switch the m&e at the end of memes it spells meems which has the same pronunciation"

"Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff"

"Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3? He was blowing off Steam"

"whats brown and... What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"I bought a tiny chili pepper plant today. I wanted to spice up my apartment."

"As I'm walking in to work this morning my boss told me to ""Have a good day"" Who am i to argue? Thanked him and came straight back home"

"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."

"Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? Because every morning they wake up thinking ""What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course* !"""