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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man? An Instagram account."

"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"

"Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper."

"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."

"Why is ""jizz"" such a great word? Because of how nicely it rolls off your tongue"

"""Why are you always tired, Dad?"" my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye."

"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."

"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"

"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"

"I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20."