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Joke of the Day
"A friend of mine got crushed by falling books. He only has his shelf to blame."
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"Just Bcoz My Status Is ""Single"" It Doesnt Means I'm ""Available"". It's Just That My Mother Is In My Friends List On Facebook."""
"I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside."
"How did Han Solo enter the world? On the perineum falcon!"
"How does Moses get his tea ready? Hebrews"
"Roses are red. Violets are....red Tulips are red My garden is on fire."
"A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently."
"I won a waterfight with the local kids at the park. No ones a match for me and my kettle!"
"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."
"I wanted to upload the Mexico-Chile game to PornHub... ... but PornHub said they don't accept rape."