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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red. Violets are....red Tulips are red My garden is on fire."

"BAD BOOMERANG Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick."

"What do airlines and prostitutes have in common? You pay them and get fucked"

"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"

"How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich? When it's too heavy to lift."

"When Dealing with Penises, Some are Born Great, and some have Greatness Thrust inside them"

"I was touched by Jesus today Oh wait that's a Duggar"

"Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? You wind her up, and she operates on batteries."

"I'm not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to shit indoors."

"I made a company that disguises land mines as prayer mats... Prophets are through the roof"