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Joke of the Day

"I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside."

"Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents."

"Why was old Bilbo's body found with a massive erection? Because old hobbits die hard."

"Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians? They have no soul..."

"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"

"I never use the term ""feminazi""... Because the Nazis actually got stuff done. Edit: Thanks for all the love and hate Reddit."

"I'm long, brown, and I love bowls. Jimi Hendrix."

"What does a colour's laugh sound like? Hue hue hue"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims, they went through 104 stories in 7 seconds i hope this isn't a repost"

"I tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."