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Joke of the Day
"I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside."
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"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."
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"How many stoners does it take to, ah... unhhhh.........."
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"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"