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Joke of the Day
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff."
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"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking."
"The gardener asked me what I wanted him to do, I told him to water the plants... He points and asks ""water these?"", I said ""nah man, *pointing* WATER THOSE""."
"""Crap, I gotta get up and undressed for work."" - strippers"
"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."
"Feeling strange Mr. Bond? It's because I laced your Martini with a vaccine for Measles You now have Autism!"
"Good news for insomniacs! Only one more sleep until Christmas!"
"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"
"What the zombie said One zombie to another : You look paler than usual. Zombie : Must be all the grey matter I've been eating. Yeah I know where the door is..."
"What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits."