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Joke of the Day

"Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn."

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"To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run!"
"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"
"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need. Don't concern yourself with how I got in your house."
"Some people may be brave enough to try to get into the milk business. Me? I wouldn't dairy."
"Why black people are so tall ? Because they're/their kNEe GROwS."
"A coffee shop opened up inside a strip club Its name is ""Grinds for Divorce"""
"Ugly Joke You're so ugly that you make ropes hang them self so they dont have to look at you"
"Rape Jokes General I was raping a woman the other night and she said ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."
"They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, ""I wouldn't normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."""