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Joke of the Day
"Some people may be brave enough to try to get into the milk business. Me? I wouldn't dairy."
Next Joke
"Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is."
"what did coke call his daddy ? pop"
"I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious."
"Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony? It was done in A minor."
"When discussing political party views in government today, my teacher asked ""How would a conservative view pornography?"" I muttered ""in high definition"" and now apparently *I'm wrong*"
"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("
"What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say? ""I feel a bit overdressed."""
"My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists. The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her."
"My dad says he hates surprises... So I wrapped all his Christmas presents in cellophane."