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Joke of the Day

"Some people may be brave enough to try to get into the milk business. Me? I wouldn't dairy."

"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"

"What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."

"What do cow pastures smell like? Dairy air"

"Fancy Dress Party tonight. Going as a masturbating guy with Leprosy Hope I can pull it off."

"Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast"

"I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever!"

"My left butt cheek was hurting pretty bad earlier, so I asked my girlfriend to massage it for me. I told her... that I didn't want it half-assed."

"If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting."