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Joke of the Day

"Who was the worst U.S. President of all time? Hoover, his administration really sucked."

"If you walk in on a girl giving birth in the bathroom at Applebees, don't judge her, you're also eating at Applebees."

"Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives..."

"I'm no scientist but you're an idiot."

"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."

"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"

"1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns."

"My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate."

"Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room."